The Home Stretch

This is the LAST paper that I am required to do for the LAST course that I am required to take EVER, unless and until such point as I lose my mind sufficiently to commit to doing another degree. (May that day never come, amen.) So one might think that I'd be eager and motivated to finish it, right?

Eager, yes. Couldn't be more so. Motivated? Halevai the one should translate to the other...

Can't someone else finish this one up for me? Pretty please??? I've done EVERYTHING else. I'll give you an honorable mention on my diploma. It's not even all that hard...I can't seem to keep my brain focused on it long enough to do it!