Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Whew

I'm back from The Big Event, and recovering, but I'm too scatterbrained at the moment to say anything of substance...except thank you, G-d. Baruch ata Hashem, Elokeinu melech ha'olam, shehechiyanu v'kiyemanu v'higiyanu lazman hazeh. Oh, and thank you for the weather, too. :-)

A few pics, though:


Dressed for the occasion Posted by Hello


A bit of scenery Posted by Hello


My new friend, Ezra Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

DONE

So I suppose I should have mentioned this yesterday...

I'm a free woman.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Pray!

You're not praying hard enough!

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Flavor Resurrection Alert

Until the end of the month, Ben & Jerry's is accepting votes to resurrect your favorite of ten choices from their flavor graveyard. Vote once a day, and get a coupon when you do!

Continuity of a Sefer Torah

Thanks to Soferet for bringing this article to attention. Frankly, I find it quite frightening. If it takes a non-Jewish conservator to care whether a sefer Torah is repaired properly, more than a rabbi and an entire Jewish congregation who lack the skills but should possess and understanding of the significance, and more than a sofer who should possess both the skills and the understanding...something's very, very wrong.

Irony

Cornell's policy for students transferring from one college to another within the university is that their cumulative GPA zeros out and, in the end, consist only of the GPA they earn while a registered student in the college from which they graduate.

In my case, because I started taking CRP courses while still in a "terminal semester" in the College of Engineering, was then not accepted for a direct transfer but instead sent to the Internal Transfer Division (aka Never-Never Land), and then fled the university again requiring that I remain in ITD for a second semester, I spent exactly one semester in the College of Architecture, Art & Planning. This means that my cumulative GPA is exactly equal to the GPA I received in the Fall of 2004.

The irony here is that while my entire transcript ranges from atrocious to excellent, so that I should have an overall mediocre GPA, in that last semester I did very well. So well, in fact, that based on my "cumulative GPA" they designated me as one of the "Name Banner Bearers" to carry the banner with the College's name during the procession into the stadium, and apparently that means they're going to announce my name, among those of the other bearers, as we come in. I'm weirded out and honored at the same time. The whole thing seems absurd to me, considering all I've gone through just to get my name on a diploma at all...and yet I couldn't turn it down. It feels too good.

Now, just pray that it doesn't rain!

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Quote of the Week

From my mother:

"But won't cyberspace eventually fill up?"

Ah, well...she did her dissertation on punch cards.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Let It Rain...and Then STOP!

It can rain all week if it wants. I won't complain. Just please, please, please, PLEASE don't rain next weekend.

Long walks, big hills, outdoor ceremonies, 85-year-old grandfather in wheelchair. Rain would be a very bad thing.

PLEASE.

Amusing Tidbit

I'm skimming through county master plans to try to fish out the areas of predicted growth & development for the near future. The Rockland County Plan, "River to Ridge" has a somewhat obscure reference that caught my fancy:

"The Monsey/Kaser environs contain a rapidly expanding population whose religious beliefs dictate that they live in denser development patterns."

Gee, I can't imagine who they might be talking about, can you??

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Bravo!

As a follow-up to the disgraceful British professors' boycott of Israeli academics, kudos to the president of Al-Quds University for choosing principles over partisanship. (Hat tip to Allison)

A Gentle Hint, or Mussar From the Bus Driver

Since I stayed in the Heritage House in the Old City of Yerushalayim, years back, I've been getting their weekly email. Sometimes I even read it. This one contained a fun story that's worth sharing:
It happened a few months ago, on a Jerusalem bus. It was late afternoon, and the bus was packed with people.

You could tell that everyone was tired after a hard day of work/school/shopping, because there was little talking or laughing heard during the ride. The entire bus was particularly quiet, with everyone just calmly sitting or standing, waiting to get to their bus stop and to get home.

At each stop, several people got off the bus, and several people got on, so the bus remained full.

At a certain bus stop, a pregnant woman was one of the several people who boarded.

Perhaps everyone was so tired that they didn't notice her. Or perhaps everyone was so tired that they just decided to "skip it" this time.

But no one on the bus gave the pregnant woman a seat.

As the bus continued on its way, the bus driver noticed that the pregnant woman was still standing up, and had not been given a seat.

Bringing his bus to a halt on the side of the road, the bus driver stood up and said in a voice that was loud enough so that all of the passengers on the bus could hear: "Please, geveret [ma'am], take my seat!"

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Excerpted with permission from "ON CAB DRIVERS, SHOPKEEPERS AND STRANGERS." Published by Feldheim Publishers

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

The Home Stretch

This is the LAST paper that I am required to do for the LAST course that I am required to take EVER, unless and until such point as I lose my mind sufficiently to commit to doing another degree. (May that day never come, amen.) So one might think that I'd be eager and motivated to finish it, right?

Eager, yes. Couldn't be more so. Motivated? Halevai the one should translate to the other...

Can't someone else finish this one up for me? Pretty please??? I've done EVERYTHING else. I'll give you an honorable mention on my diploma. It's not even all that hard...I can't seem to keep my brain focused on it long enough to do it!

Just Because I'm Bored

I'm procrastinating, of course. So here are a few pretty/interesting pictures I took in San Diego, of the flora/fauna/wildlife variety.


Really cool cactus Posted by Hello


Gorgeous flowers Posted by Hello


Another neat flower Posted by Hello


Mr. Seagull taking a stroll Posted by Hello
No, I have no idea why I think it's a Mr. He just looks like it, OK?


Mr. Seagull taking off Posted by Hello
Yeah, I know -- I wasn't using the high-resolution option. I need to buy a larger memory card.


Seals on the beach Posted by Hello


More seals Posted by Hello


Quack. Not the one from the pool, though -- maybe his urban cousins Posted by Hello

These were the best; I won't subject you to the rest of the flowers, the perky little cactus, the desert squirrels or the cool trees.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Just one more point of civil law

If killing or stealing or assault is worthy of arrest, why not lashon hara?

(Hat tip to anotherNYjew)

Take That!

As a corollary to my last post mentioning the stupidity of rejecting anything and everything Israeli because of a disagreement with political policies (or anti-Semitism, or blockheadedness), see this article in Ynet pointing out the many reasons for American support of Israel besides the excuses of pity, paternal (maternal?) protectiveness, and Holocaust-induced guilt. Gee, it almost sounds like Israel might be a contributing member of world society! How about that! (For more, see Israel21c regularly)

(Oh, and happy birthday to me)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

The Idiocy Continues

Apparently the Association of University Teachers in Britain voted to boycott Haifa and Bar-Ilan universities and to blacklist their faculty -- with the exception of those members who satisfactorily denounce their country's policies. Lovely how we can always count on some of the most "educated" minds in the world to exhibit the most despicable, closed-minded behavior. Thankfully, we have some academics of our own who have progressed beyond this point. Please sign the petition of the American Association of University Professors condemning their colleagues stance.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Yay, Dolphins!

Check out this great article about Eilat's dolphin population by Allison Kaplan Sommer of An Unsealed Room, written as part of her day job with Israel21c.

Happy Birthday to Israel!

'Nuff said.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A Solemn Thank You

I was extremely remiss last week in not mentioning Yom Hashoah, Holocaust Memorial Day. Today, however, is Yom Hazikaron, Memorial Day for Israel's fallen soldiers. We owe to them, their supporters and their precursors the freedom from fear that there will ever be another Shoah. Thank you.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

An Outrage Close to Home

I subscribe to HonestReporting's email updates, because despite the fact that I don't read much newsmedia on my own, I like to keep at least moderately informed on issues that pertain to Israel. I wish that I took the time and effort to regularly write to the outlets that release some of the most deplorable...CRAP (for lack of a better term), but I don't. When I got this notice, however, about a supposed Mother's Day message in the Ithaca Journal, it struck a little too close to home. I sent the following letter to the editor:

I have read Sandy Wold’s May 7 column, “Mothers can make healing a priority” and I am outraged that it was accepted and published in its current form. What could otherwise be an admirable discussion of the author’s personal emotional healing and growth is completely negated by her out-of-context, gratuitous, one-sided and blatantly false condemnation of “Zionist Jews in Israel.” Wold claims that she disliked the “judgment, self-righteousness, insecurity, self-hatred, intolerance…” that she saw in herself before she began her “healing focus,” implying that she has shed these attitudes for healthier and more morally correct ones, yet the seventh paragraph of her piece proves otherwise.

Of the three international events mentioned in the article, two are brief and exclusively factual – there was, indeed, an attack on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, and the U.S. did, indeed, bomb Iraq – and pertinent to Wold’s story of her interaction with the world around her. The only relevance of the third is as an attempted demonstration of people being “stuck in the victim role,” a description just as easily applied to the Palestinians themselves, who use their victimization by other Arab countries since 1948 to justify the murder of civilians, including children and infants. The existence of the reference at all is unwarranted and inappropriate, but the superficial, unbalanced and inaccurate accusations it contains are downright offensive.

I will not comprehensively refute every aspect of Wold’s inexcusable libel here, because to do so would take more pages than you would likely read. If you would like further details, however, please let me know. Meanwhile, it would be appreciated if you would make clear to your readership and to your writers that wanton disregard for fact, nuance, and context should not and will not in the future be accepted within the Ithaca Journal’s pages.


I invite anyone who feels similarly -- especially if you have any local connection -- to say so
here.

Graduation Annoyances and Anxieties

I had to go and look.

I'd blocked out the fact that I wouldn't be able to participate in any Senior Week events, telling myself that I don't have any graduating friends who are going to be up there anyway, and probably there'll be nothing particularly interesting. Yeah, nice try, Alisha.

I finally took a peek (while I'm supposed to be doing my final project, when else?) and wahhhhhhhhhhh! A carnival, paintball, ropes course sessions, rafting, twilight cruises on Cayuga Lake, horseback riding, ceramics courses, outdoor movies...all the stuff I could never do because I had to do schoolwork and/or because it was expensive, and now that they're providing it for free (I think?) at a time when I'm supposed to be done, the same reasons still apply! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!

And then, while continuing to look around the commencement site, I realized that I have no idea if I reserved a cap and gown or not. I was so worried about making sure to reserve mobility-impaired parking/seating for my family that I completely forgot there was anything else I needed to do. I might have...but I don't remember. Somehow I don't think I did. They say you can walk-in and pick up a set even without a reservation -- for $10 -- but what if the only ones they have left make me look like I'm walking in a shroud?? Eeek!

Saturday, May 07, 2005

What's Really Important

During my recent travels, I saw -- a couple of times -- a decorative tile with the motto, "This home is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy." I hope, someday soon, to have a place to hang such a sign. Until then, I'll have to content myself with appreciating this poem.

Friday, May 06, 2005

BINGO follow-up

I said I would post the lucky game piece, so here it is. The winning pattern was a "six-pack" -- a cell of 2x3 anyplace on the board. :-)


BINGO! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Return to Real Life

*Thwack*

Monday, May 02, 2005

Vacation Update #2

I'm sure that at least once in my life I have opined that there is nothing more wonderful than a cold pool on a broiling hot, sunny day. I was wrong.

There are many things more wonderful, one of which is a deliciously warm, steaming pool on a crisp, clear, chilly night, when there are stars in the sky and a faint smell of firewood smoke, when the only lights come from underneath the water and the only other being in or near the pool, respecting your space, is a duck.

Yes, a duck.
(Posted on Pacific Time)